Hilarious idol
stories. May I say, RIDICULOUS god narratives? If they were not true, they
would be virtually impossible to believe. For instance…
Jacob's
father-in-law is tweaked because his daughters, grandkids, and cheap-labor
son-in-law are relocating without the common courtesy of saying "good-bye."
He tracks them down and commands a thorough search of their properties because
someone has "stolen his gods." How big is his god? His daughter
successfully hid it under her skirt! Genesis 31
With an ancient
John Deere (a pulling team of oxen), Gideon demolishes the community gods in
one short night. When the perpetrator of the blasphemous assault is identified,
the people rise up to avenge their gods. His father insightfully declares, "If
he (Baal) is a god, let him contend for himself." Judges 6:31 Hmmm…novel
thought there.
The bookmakers
had the odds at 450 to 1, but after hours of desperate pleading and humiliating
failure, Elijah taunts them. "Either he (Baal) is occupied (not multi-tasking well), or gone aside (time-out in the little boys room), or is
on a journey (and left you behind),
or perhaps he is asleep (exhausted from
taking care of losers) and needs to be awakened (failure of internal clock)." 1 Kings 18:27